When your nailing some girl doggystyle and you reach up to grab both them titties so you can drive it on home
by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

That age when a man no. longer cums half a pint each act. Now its just a squirttle and finally just dust
Wife) honey i think i actually.feel dryer after you ejaculated ...thats getting. to be semen o leana.
No worries about babys at least
No worries about babys at least
by Mi sofakingweetodded January 12, 2018

The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin
Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 21, 2017

Stranger #1 Hi has anyone seen security around here?
Stranger #2. I would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot
Stranger #2. I would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 13, 2017

Damn i still cant get a grip on that shifter , seems that knob is still is slippery from the shiftgasm it gave that chic from the bar last night
by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016
