avril lover

avril lover are fucking retards. little ten year old kiddies that think avril is hardcore punk. little doushes that wear all black, wear converse shoes, and wifebeaters and CARRY skateboards around. poser little bitches, that have been brainwashed by the media.

avril lavigne is a disgrace to humanity

by MetallilbangeR April 07, 2005

fuse

a musik channel that actually plays fucking music!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG

mtv idiot: i luv mtv, it so cool

me: fuck that, watch fuse you moron, they actually show music video's

mtv idiot: OMG, really!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 07, 2005

the thing that should not be

a kick ass song by METALLICA. it was made in their good days before they sold out.

master of puppets is the best album

by MetallilbangeR April 07, 2005

killswitch engage

the best metal band of this era. kick fucking ass. awesome lyrics, sick riffs, and great tone. these days their arent alot of good bands, but killswitch definately fuckin rules.
ROCK ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!

person 1: hey man, what are you listening to?

person 2: the killers!!!!

person 1: fuck that gay ass shit, listen to some killswitch, you fuckin pansy.

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005

josef mengele

a sick, twisted, demented, insane, psychopathic, fucked up, nazi motherfucker. nicknamed the "angel of death". he is the basis for the fuckin awsome S L A Y E R song "Angel of Death". he did sick ass experiments on jews at a concentration camp in auschwitz.

auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way that i want you to die
slow death, immense decay
showers that cleanse you of your life
forced in, like cattle you run
human mice, for the angel of death
four hundred thousand more to die
S L A Y E R rulez.

by MetallilbangeR April 07, 2005

rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.

fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005

slipknot

slutknot sucks!!! they are a big talentless act. theyre not Nu-metal, theyre shit-metal. bunch of poser ass fucks hiding behind their halloween masks. all they do is scream and shit, and use powerchords over and over. a long time ago they invented these things called scales. use them bitches.
their music has no tone, which is kind of bad because thats what music is about.

person 1: OMG slipknot is so heavy

Person 2: what the fuck are you smokin?

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005