Definitions by MetalHead16
Snitching
When somebody runs to the police or somebody of authority to turn in somebody over something minor and can be fixed easily. Turning in somebody for something SERIOUS does NOT count as snitching.
Snitching: "Officer, somebody ran a red light. The license plate number was so-and-so, driving a pickup truck".
Not snitching: "Officer, I witnessed a rape. The person had a leather jacket and blue jeans. The victim was wearing a blue blouse with a pink skirt.
Not snitching: "Officer, I witnessed a rape. The person had a leather jacket and blue jeans. The victim was wearing a blue blouse with a pink skirt.
Snitching by MetalHead16 January 22, 2011
Spit It Out
A pretty awesome rap-metal song from the band Slipknot. It was the second single off of their debut album "Slipknot". If you read the lyrics, they are obviously about anger and arguments.
Spit It Out by MetalHead16 December 12, 2010
Dr Pepper
The best soft drink ever! Unlike Coca-Cola or Pepsi, it has a unique taste of 23 different flavors including cherry, vanilla, and of course, the sweet taste of sugar (now with crappy HFCS)! Came before Coca-Cola and Pepsi in 1885, whereas Coca-Cola came in 1886 and Pepsi came out sometime in the 1930s! And it comes from my home state: TEXAS!!!
Dr Pepper by MetalHead16 November 26, 2010
Nuclear Family
A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.
Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.
Nuclear Family by MetalHead16 November 23, 2010
Harry Potter
A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.
Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.
Harry Potter by MetalHead16 November 15, 2010
Jacob Black
The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).
Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)
Jacob Black by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010
Hollywood Video
A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video!
Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood Video. Wanna come with me?
Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.
Person 1: It did?
Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!
Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.
Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!
Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.
Person 1: It did?
Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!
Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.
Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!
Hollywood Video by MetalHead16 November 8, 2010