Definitions by Merchant
Parisian Whore
An insulting term partaining to French-speaking women. Particularly ones from Paris but also can relate to all French speaking women.
"Look at that discusting moustached Parisian Whore over there, OH JESUS!! It's looking this way! RUN!!!!!!!"
Parisian Whore by Merchant August 31, 2005
Blue
An alien much like the Greys (aka Zeta Reticulins) who usually accompanies Greys on their abductions and have blue skin as apposed to Reticulins' gray skin, have round black eyes as apposed to sideways seed-shaped, and usually wear burlap-like cloaks.
Shabalakhan
Shabalakhan is what Rolf on Ed, Edd, and Eddy yelled when jumping to attack Eddy with a shoe when he thought he was a giant insect in his basement.
Shabalakhan by Merchant August 31, 2005
Reticulin
Also known as a Grey, these aliens have large upsidedown-seed shaped heads, black slanted seed-shaped eyes, tiny slits for mouths, usually no nose or nostrils, tend to be about three and a half feet tall, communicate through telepathy, and tend to reportedly smell like plain cinnamon and wet cardboard. They are called Reticulins because they supposedly come from the Zeta Reticuli star systems.