Definitions by Melvin Birch
Plug
A plug is a hockey player that sits in the press box most nights. They only make their way into the lineup when several injuries occur, leaving the coach with no other choices. The player is “plugged” into the lineup.
Richard: “Damn, dude, did you hear that Melvin and Marvin are both hurt and can’t play tonight?
Murphy: “Yeah I saw that shit. Now Philly and Dill are lacing them up tonight. Those guys are such plugs. We’re fucked!”
Murphy: “Yeah I saw that shit. Now Philly and Dill are lacing them up tonight. Those guys are such plugs. We’re fucked!”
Plug by Melvin Birch March 21, 2020
Plug
A plug is a hockey player than sits in the press box most nights. They only make their way into the lineup when several injuries occur, leaving the coach with no other choices. The player is “plugged” into the lineup.
Richard: “Damn, dude, did you hear that Melvin and Marvin are both hurt and can’t play tonight?
Murphy: “Yeah I saw that shit. Now Philly and Dill are lacing them up tonight. Those guys are such plugs. We’re fucked!”
Murphy: “Yeah I saw that shit. Now Philly and Dill are lacing them up tonight. Those guys are such plugs. We’re fucked!”
Plug by Melvin Birch March 21, 2020
Cherry Boiler
A fart after drinking 12 or more cherry cokes in a day. The smell is that of rotten cherry coke that has been boiled.
Tyler: Damn, dude! I just ripped ass, it reeks!
Brett: You’ve been pounding cherry cokes all night, fella. Is it a cherry boiler?
Jeremy: I’ve been slamming cherry cokes and ripping cherry boilers all day, fellas. My jeans stink like molten ass.
Brett: You’ve been pounding cherry cokes all night, fella. Is it a cherry boiler?
Jeremy: I’ve been slamming cherry cokes and ripping cherry boilers all day, fellas. My jeans stink like molten ass.
Cherry Boiler by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019
Beet Red
When you pull the skin of a circumcised penis up around the head and squeeze so that the head of the penis is visible and turns beet red.
Billy: Hey Gary check this out! *shows Gary his beet red*
Gary: You fucking chode, that’s some dope ass beet red! Check mine out!
Gary: You fucking chode, that’s some dope ass beet red! Check mine out!
Beet Red by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019
TophBait
A Topher. The douche of the friend group that no one likes. Easily talked into doing stupid shit. A total ass hole. Covered in black heads. Mom is a pig of a nasty whore that roofies people and tries to rape them.
Kyle: Fuck, philly. Stupid ass tophbait called the cops on me again. Then his mom drugged my drink and tried to rape me!
Gerry: Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Y’all got any of that drink left??
Gerry: Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Y’all got any of that drink left??
TophBait by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019
T-Word
Topher
Often referred to as T-word due to the highly offensive nature of Topher. If Topher is said rather than T-Word, one will often get slugged by the nearest bystander.
Often referred to as T-word due to the highly offensive nature of Topher. If Topher is said rather than T-Word, one will often get slugged by the nearest bystander.
T-Word by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019