Melanthex's definitions

Louisiana body piercing

Popular form of body peircing in the bayous of the state of Louisiana. It is done by peircing used crab/ or crawfish class to the ears or man nipples.

BillieBuevauxdaCajun: I got me some fine Loosiane body peicin though it cost me a nipple or two

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

menstral moose

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Dr James Dobson

A fundamentalist christain that believes in sheltering and abusing your kids. He believes that even if the parents were neglectful or uncaring that it is the kids fault. He is loved by many incompetent single moms {usually divorced} that put the blame on their kids while they were the ones that did a crappy job. See: nazi religious rightdickhead ignorance

Oh no I dont let my kids watch tv or be exposed the the world. See I used to ignore my kids when I had a stellar career so I didnt have time for them. So the fact that they are failures or disobedient is their fault.

by melanthex March 28, 2005

713

the area code for Houston Tx

Yes I ate texmex and got heartburn in that 713

by melanthex March 28, 2005

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Means to tell the person you are engaged in conversation with to ponder that.

" Well trust me, I know your siter is a tramp, so why dont you put that in your pipe and smoke it"

by melanthex March 28, 2005

tig bitties

What you call a girl with titties that are supersized.

wow look at delicious megan with her tig bitties!

by melanthex March 28, 2005