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Black Pearl

sign for freedom,captain jack sparrow's ship,famous pirate ship,nearly uncatchable,cursed,black sails,fasterst ship on the high seas
It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom.
by mel November 4, 2003
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ming

Originates from the Latino pronounciation of "man." Must be spoken by a white person, especially a girl, to have its full effect.
Hey ming, what are you doing tonight?
You coming ming?
That's a nice car you got ming!
by Mel March 26, 2003
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jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.
When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.
by Mel December 18, 2005
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related

* stripy clothing, or just anything that's stripy
* things that are missing limbs, a head, or are broken

Used more as an insult/exclamation, then a description
"hahaha look at that guy's related top"
"hey, this doll is related"
by Mel November 27, 2004
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mollywop

To hit someone really, really hard.
It leaves a mark.
Give me popcorn or I'll mollywop you.
by Mel December 22, 2004
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I divenar

I majaor Geordie abbreviation for 'I do not know' Used by people From Newcastle (England)
"What's your phone number and bank card number backwords?"
"ah div-a-nar"
by Mel July 19, 2003
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smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.
Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.
by Mel August 27, 2004
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