Mel's definitions

gb2/b

In reference to the internet image board 4Chan, refers to moving a discussion to a certain board on the site. In gb2/b, for instance, the user is telling another user to move a discussion to /b, one of the several boards on the site. This is used when the discussion is completely out of context to a select section's subject matter.

Fucking furries! gb2/b

by Mel December 21, 2004

BreakdownV1

1. English for beer
2. Cause of many roadside accidents and drunken brawls

I can feel a BreakdownV1 coming on

I didnt see the pedestrian I had too many BreakdownV1's

by Mel April 9, 2004

lam

short for 'leave a message' ofted used on aim.

i'm gonna be out for the day... lam for when i get back!

by Mel May 6, 2004

astroretatedish

someone is really stupid.

Heather is astroretartedish person.

by mel December 18, 2004

smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.

Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.

by Mel August 27, 2004

jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

by Mel December 18, 2005

I divenar

I majaor Geordie abbreviation for 'I do not know' Used by people From Newcastle (England)

"What's your phone number and bank card number backwords?"
"ah div-a-nar"

by Mel July 19, 2003