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aqua scum

Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.

Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.

Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.

Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.

Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.

Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.

Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.

Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.

Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny

Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.

Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.

Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.

Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.
Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."

Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"

Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"

Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"

Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"
by megan March 28, 2005
mugGet the aqua scummug.

mormon

NOT A CULT
the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me
im proud to be mormon
by megan May 7, 2005
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boxer-briefs

a tight fitting underwear combination for men's genitalia. It combines the comfort of boxers with the support of briefs. Usually 100% cotton
"I think i'll buy those roomy boxer-briefs"
by Megan April 1, 2005
mugGet the boxer-briefsmug.

Rab

Word used by The Donnas in most of their songs. I don't actually know what it means... i was hoping someone could help me.
He's the rabbest in the school.
by Megan June 24, 2004
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Poser

Avril Laviegn, Simple Plan, adn GC anyone who weres abercrombie and listen to punkand thinks there punk!
by megan June 21, 2003
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simplicity

Simplicity is a good name for a platypus. see simple
OMG! Sarah's platypus named Simplicity just got hit by a truck!
by Megan May 12, 2004
mugGet the simplicitymug.

skex

1. of or having to do with sketchy sex

2. appearing to possess sexually sketchy qualities
by Megan October 24, 2004
mugGet the skexmug.

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