The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023
Get the Arkansas Omelettemug. An 05’, or to pull an 05’ is a violent criminal act committed by an individual with a criminal history shortly after a martyr has been created.
Lawd Jesus, that boy almost murdered that po pregnant girl just like ole George Floyd did after he done got out prison in 05’.
by Mega Hemroids June 07, 2020
Get the 05’mug. Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.
Bill: Yo, Richie! You go down on Katie last night?
Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.
Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.
by Mega Hemroids February 18, 2021
Get the Cinnamon Ringmug. Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 04, 2020
Get the Dock Ho’smug. The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Easter Egg Huntmug. by Mega Hemroids February 22, 2021
Get the Shit shiversmug. After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.
Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.
Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.
Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Baby Flushmug.