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Definitions by Mega Hemroids

Swamp Blossom 

A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.

Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass”
Man, I love sucking Kellys swamp blossom after she works out.
Swamp Blossom by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020

Bro Magnet 

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.
Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!
Bro Magnet by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020

Banana Peel 

When your junk is so sweaty she literally has to peel your fore skin back to duck your sweet meat.
Monica banana peeled my dick when we got home from the gym.
Banana Peel by Mega Hemroids January 28, 2020

Onion Sandwich 

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
Onion Sandwich by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019

Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
Easter Egg Hunt by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Unda Oafh 

Unda Oafh is the ridiculous facial expression that boxers, Boston terriers and pugs have with their African American lazy eyes and flat wide noses. Unda Oafh was a phrased by OJ Simpson when he was sworn in during his testimony, showing his very Afro-American featured and glazed over lazy eyes.
Bro 1: WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG??? HE IS LOOKING IN TWO DIRECTIONS!!!!

Bro 2: Aww shit man, he just unda oafh.
Unda Oafh by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.
Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions

Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
Green by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019