An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
To be Pepsi is to be anything other than white. Literally EVERY stereotype but white. Greasy Mexican. Slimy Jew. Ghetto Black. Filthy Arab. Mafia Italian. Stupid Polak. Cheese eating surrender monkey French. Bat eating Chinaman. ANYTHING but white.
Ho 1. “Damn girl , I heard Kaylonni’s big white ass pregnant again.”
Ho 2. “Awww, you know. She so Pepsi boo”
Ho 2. “Awww, you know. She so Pepsi boo”
by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021
A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
by Mega Hemroids May 08, 2020
The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023
Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.
Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass”
Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass”
by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020