Definitions by Mega Hemroids
Swamp Blossom
A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.
Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass”
Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass”
Swamp Blossom by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020
Bro Magnet
Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.
Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.
Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!
Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!
Bro Magnet by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020
Banana Peel
Banana Peel by Mega Hemroids January 28, 2020
Onion Sandwich
The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.
Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
Onion Sandwich by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019
Easter Egg Hunt
The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
Easter Egg Hunt by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Unda Oafh
Unda Oafh is the ridiculous facial expression that boxers, Boston terriers and pugs have with their African American lazy eyes and flat wide noses. Unda Oafh was a phrased by OJ Simpson when he was sworn in during his testimony, showing his very Afro-American featured and glazed over lazy eyes.
Bro 1: WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG??? HE IS LOOKING IN TWO DIRECTIONS!!!!
Bro 2: Aww shit man, he just unda oafh.
Bro 2: Aww shit man, he just unda oafh.
Unda Oafh by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Green
A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.
Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions
Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
Green by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019