Mega Hemroids's definitions

Fock

A fuck sock. A sock used strictly for the purpose of masturbating.

I AM SICK OF CUMMING IN A FOCK!

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.

That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021

Gingerbread

A redhead with a yeast infection.

Hey, Eddie, what do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? A gingerbread.

by Mega Hemroids May 28, 2021

Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.

Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023

SIILF

SIILF. Sister in law id like to fuck.

I have no idea why Tom married Sarah. She's such a dog. I don't get it. All three of her sisters are SIILFs.

by Mega Hemroids October 2, 2017