Spring Shower

A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.
R Kelly like dat peepee so much he be givin them a spring shower right out the shower!
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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Fock

A fuck sock. A sock used strictly for the purpose of masturbating.
I AM SICK OF CUMMING IN A FOCK!
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
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Shit shivers

The terrible spine tingling shivering sensation you mmmm that accompanies a looming dump.
Hun. Hand me another blanket please. I have the shit shivers but I’m too tired to go take a dump.
by Mega Hemroids February 22, 2021
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Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.
Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.
by Mega Hemroids September 05, 2021
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Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.
That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Rat Trap

A tainted pussy. A vagina that stinks of cheese.
Bitch pull yo pants up! Close them mothafuckin legs! I can smell that rat trap all the way outside.
by Mega Hemroids March 09, 2021
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Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 05, 2020
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