Mega Hemroids's definitions

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021

Cadillac

To be a Cadillac is to be a former high benchmark. Often times this may also define the low point between ones former glory and their comeback.

Roy Orbison was quite the Cadillac in the 70’s but he REALLY made one hell of a comeback before he died in 88’.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Swamp Blossom

A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.

Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass”

Man, I love sucking Kelly’s swamp blossom after she works out.

by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020

Arizona Jungle Gym

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.

Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.

by Mega Hemroids May 7, 2020

Duluth Pudding Cup

The Duluth Pudding Cup is the act of freezing your feces in a Tupperware or other reusable container and then allowing it to thaw in a open common area (Dormitory cafeteria, Workplace break/lunch room, Shared kitchenette) The rancid stench of rapidly thawing feces through a partially open container is sure to disgust and sicken even your most vile foes. (NOT to be confused with: The Montana Cheeseball or the Thunder Bay Doughcake.)

I left a Duluth pudding cup in Chad’s kitchen last night. Cranked up the heat to 90, popped the lid and let my rancid sauerkraut shits do the heavy lifting.

by Mega Hemroids December 18, 2025

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Rat Trap

A tainted pussy. A vagina that stinks of cheese.

Bitch pull yo pants up! Close them mothafuckin legs! I can smell that rat trap all the way outside.

by Mega Hemroids March 9, 2021