Gingerbread

A redhead with a yeast infection.

Hey, Eddie, what do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? A gingerbread.

by Mega Hemroids May 28, 2021

Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020

Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 05, 2021

Banana Peel

When your junk is so sweaty she literally has to peel your fore skin back to duck your sweet meat.

Monica banana peeled my dick when we got home from the gym.

by Mega Hemroids January 28, 2020

Gingerbread

A red headed female with a yeast infection.

Ed: “I heard Isla Fischer has a yeast infection.”

Mark: “Ooooh, she is Gingerbread!!!!!!”

by Mega Hemroids May 08, 2020

SIILF

SIILF. Sister in law id like to fuck.

I have no idea why Tom married Sarah. She's such a dog. I don't get it. All three of her sisters are SIILFs.

by Mega Hemroids October 02, 2017

Lappies

Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:

The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)

The fuck is Mike doing? Is he!?!? He is! That sumbich fagot is giving Lappies!!!

by Mega Hemroids October 28, 2021