The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023
A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.
Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions
Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Man. I don’t get it. I lifted my Malibu. I got chameleon paint and knocked up four ho’s and I’m still not Afri-Cola enough for Coke. They bout to pink slip my ass!
by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021
by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021
A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.
Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.
Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.
Bill: Yo, Richie! You go down on Katie last night?
Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.
Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.
by Mega Hemroids February 18, 2021
An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020