Mega Hemroids's definitions

Joobs

A Jewish woman’s titties.

You ever suck Monica Lewinski’s Joobs?

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Rat Trap

A tainted pussy. A vagina that stinks of cheese.

Bitch pull yo pants up! Close them mothafuckin legs! I can smell that rat trap all the way outside.

by Mega Hemroids March 9, 2021

Cinnamon Ring

Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.

Bill: Yo, Richie! You go down on Katie last night?

Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.

by Mega Hemroids February 18, 2021

Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Clam Jam

Clam Jam, slang for snail trail or vagina juice.

Take yo horny ass out my van bitch! You drippin clam jam errrywhere.

by Mega Hemroids February 29, 2024

auschwitz easy bake

The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.

Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2023