auschwitz easy bake

The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.
Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2023
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Pearl Lexus

A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.
by Mega Hemroids May 08, 2020
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PSA

Slang for body odor or dirty smelling un showered people, which usually smell like popcorn, shrimp and ass.
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Spring Shower

A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.
R Kelly like dat peepee so much he be givin them a spring shower right out the shower!
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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Bidness

Mind yo damn bidness, bitch.
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Maple Syrup

Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Moline Mudslide

The act of slipping in shit. Often, this is another person or a pet animals shit.
Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.
by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024
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