Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 05, 2021

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 08, 2021

Spring Shower

A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.

R Kelly like dat peepee so much he be givin them a spring shower right out the shower!

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Fock

A fuck sock. A sock used strictly for the purpose of masturbating.

I AM SICK OF CUMMING IN A FOCK!

by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020

Rat Trap

A tainted pussy. A vagina that stinks of cheese.

Bitch pull yo pants up! Close them mothafuckin legs! I can smell that rat trap all the way outside.

by Mega Hemroids March 09, 2021

PSA

Slang for body odor or dirty smelling un showered people, which usually smell like popcorn, shrimp and ass.

Dat boy smell like PSA!

by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020

Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

by Mega Hemroids November 05, 2020