Mega Hemroids's definitions
Mixed Rice is an attractive woman who is crossed between at least two unlikely ethnicities of rice eating origin. (This strictly excludes America, Canada and the British isles,) Often as bizarre as they are beautiful, 2022’s most popular breeds are Vietnamese/Mexican and South Korean/Greek.
by Mega Hemroids March 7, 2022
Get the Mixed Ricemug. A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022
Get the Three Bean Saladmug. When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
by Mega Hemroids June 24, 2018
Get the Pearl Harbormug. The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020
Get the The Topeka Fly Trapmug. Slang for body odor or dirty smelling un showered people, which usually smell like popcorn, shrimp and ass.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
Get the PSAmug. A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020
Get the Pearl Lexusmug. 