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Definitions by Mega Hemroids

Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:

The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
The fuck is Mike doing? Is he!?!? He is! That sumbich fagot is giving Lappies!!!
Lappies by Mega Hemroids October 28, 2021

Shit Shivers 

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.
Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.
Shit Shivers by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021

Gingerbread 

Hey, Eddie, what do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? A gingerbread.
Gingerbread by Mega Hemroids May 28, 2021

Rat Trap 

A tainted pussy. A vagina that stinks of cheese.
Bitch pull yo pants up! Close them mothafuckin legs! I can smell that rat trap all the way outside.
Rat Trap by Mega Hemroids March 9, 2021

Shit House Polio 

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

Cadillac 

To be a Cadillac is to be a former high benchmark. Often times this may also define the low point between ones former glory and their comeback.
Roy Orbison was quite the Cadillac in the 70’s but he REALLY made one hell of a comeback before he died in 88’.
Cadillac by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Maple Syrup 

Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!
Maple Syrup by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021