Definitions by Mega Hemroids
Lappies
Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:
The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
Lappies by Mega Hemroids October 28, 2021
Shit Shivers
Shit Shivers by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021
Shit House Polio
Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
Shit House Polio by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021
Cadillac
To be a Cadillac is to be a former high benchmark. Often times this may also define the low point between ones former glory and their comeback.
Roy Orbison was quite the Cadillac in the 70’s but he REALLY made one hell of a comeback before he died in 88’.
Cadillac by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Maple Syrup
Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
Maple Syrup by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021