Mega Hemroids's definitions
A Luma Luma is a Mid East to Indian man. Fully bearded, wearing a turbin and usually colorful clothes, most Luma Luma’s are of Muslim or Hindu religion. The name comes from the sounds they make.
by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2022
Get the Luma Lumamug. A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.
Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.
Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Urinalmug. A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.
Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.
by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023
Get the Tennessee Omelettemug. 
An undershot of a vagina. The name comes from the red labia and the diamond shape that is formed when they are pressed between a woman’s thick thighs.
by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020
Get the Red Diamondmug. A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021
Get the Guatemala Cocktailmug. Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the Maple Syrupmug.