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Unda Oafh is the ridiculous facial expression that boxers, Boston terriers and pugs have with their African American lazy eyes and flat wide noses. Unda Oafh was a phrased by OJ Simpson when he was sworn in during his testimony, showing his very Afro-American featured and glazed over lazy eyes.
Bro 1: WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG??? HE IS LOOKING IN TWO DIRECTIONS!!!!
Bro 2: Aww shit man, he just unda oafh.
Bro 2: Aww shit man, he just unda oafh.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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Get the Clam Jam mug.After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.
Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.
Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.
Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Baby Flush mug.Vulgar slang for the anus. Implies a brownish and potentially dirty, unwiped or otherwise unhygienic butthole.
Bill: Yo, Richie! You go down on Katie last night?
Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.
Richard: Ha!!!! I started to, but her cinnamon ring was dirty as fuck bro! I ain’t eating that shit.
by Mega Hemroids February 18, 2021
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A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021
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