Mega Hemroids's definitions

Duluth Pudding Cup

The Duluth Pudding Cup is the act of freezing your feces in a Tupperware or other reusable container and then allowing it to thaw in a open common area (Dormitory cafeteria, Workplace break/lunch room, Shared kitchenette) The rancid stench of rapidly thawing feces through a partially open container is sure to disgust and sicken even your most vile foes. (NOT to be confused with: The Montana Cheeseball or the Thunder Bay Doughcake.)

I left a Duluth pudding cup in Chad’s kitchen last night. Cranked up the heat to 90, popped the lid and let my rancid sauerkraut shits do the heavy lifting.

by Mega Hemroids December 18, 2025

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

Clam Jam

Clam Jam, slang for snail trail or vagina juice.

Take yo horny ass out my van bitch! You drippin clam jam errrywhere.

by Mega Hemroids February 29, 2024

Moline Mudslide

The act of slipping in shit. Often, this is another person or a pet animals shit.

Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.

by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024

Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.

Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023

Tennessee Omelette

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.

Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.

by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023

Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.

Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023