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Maple Syrup

Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Moline Mudslide

The act of slipping in shit. Often, this is another person or a pet animals shit.
Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.
by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024
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Swamp Blossom

A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.

Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass
Man, I love sucking Kelly’s swamp blossom after she works out.
by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020
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Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
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Arizona Jungle Gym

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.
Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
by Mega Hemroids May 7, 2020
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Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.
That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Parking Penguin

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
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