Definitions by Mega Hemroids
Pink Hitler
The act of giving a Pink Hitler is to rub one’s finger under their foreskin and then attack their victim with the traditional surprise “Hitler” which is the act of rubbing the soiled finger under the victims nose in the form of Hitler’s mustache. This differs from the traditional Hitler as no anus or fecal matter is intended. The rich, shrimp teriyaki and roast beef dick cheese lend to the Pink portion of the name.
Pink Hitler by Mega Hemroids October 11, 2026
Saucy Chauncey
A Saucy Chauncey. The act of eating nothing but seasoning packets (taco, pizza, ranch, etc.) over a 24 hour period, shitting out the dusty remnants into a pillow case, then running down your neighbors, smacking them with the pillow case, covering them in fecal matter and seasoning powder while exclaiming “SAUCY CHAUNCEY!!”
Bro 1.
Patrick ate eleven packets of Pizza Hut “Zesty” seasoning, crapped in a pillow case and smacked Sam in the face with it while he shouted “Saucy Chauncey”.
Bro 2.
Uh…..yeah dude. That’s called a Saucy Chauncey.
Patrick ate eleven packets of Pizza Hut “Zesty” seasoning, crapped in a pillow case and smacked Sam in the face with it while he shouted “Saucy Chauncey”.
Bro 2.
Uh…..yeah dude. That’s called a Saucy Chauncey.
Saucy Chauncey by Mega Hemroids July 29, 2026
Duluth Pudding Cup
The Duluth Pudding Cup is the act of freezing your feces in a Tupperware or other reusable container and then allowing it to thaw in a open common area (Dormitory cafeteria, Workplace break/lunch room, Shared kitchenette) The rancid stench of rapidly thawing feces through a partially open container is sure to disgust and sicken even your most vile foes. (NOT to be confused with: The Montana Cheeseball or the Thunder Bay Doughcake.)
I left a Duluth pudding cup in Chad’s kitchen last night. Cranked up the heat to 90, popped the lid and let my rancid sauerkraut shits do the heavy lifting.
Duluth Pudding Cup by Mega Hemroids December 18, 2025
Parking Penguin
Parking Penguin by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
Clam Jam
Clam Jam by Mega Hemroids February 29, 2024
Moline Mudslide
Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.
Moline Mudslide by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024
Arkansas Omelette
The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
Arkansas Omelette by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023