Mega Hemroids's definitions

Moline Mudslide

The act of slipping in shit. Often, this is another person or a pet animals shit.

Eddie didn’t realize that Fido had shit in the hallway and he pulled a Moline Mudslide when he slid down the hall on that brown kibble log.

by Mega Hemroids February 13, 2024

Urinal

A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.

Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.

I’m not going to fuck your sister. Her cunt is a urinal.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022

Good Humor

The act of fucking your partner and making her suck your penis clean after, followed by a cheesy one liner joke much like the ones that used to be printed on Good Humor popsicle sticks.

Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.

After I fucked Karla I stuffed my cock in her ballwasher and gave her a Good Humor. As she swallowed I said “No respect. No respect I tell ya”.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Mixed Rice

Mixed Rice is an attractive woman who is crossed between at least two unlikely ethnicities of rice eating origin. (This strictly excludes America, Canada and the British isles,) Often as bizarre as they are beautiful, 2022’s most popular breeds are Vietnamese/Mexican and South Korean/Greek.

Charlene Nguyen Ramos is one fine ass mixed rice.

by Mega Hemroids March 7, 2022

Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019

The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020