Mega Hemroids's definitions

Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.

Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Shit shivers

The terrible spine tingling shivering sensation you mmmm that accompanies a looming dump.

Hun. Hand me another blanket please. I have the shit shivers but I’m too tired to go take a dump.

by Mega Hemroids February 22, 2021

Baby Flush

After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.

Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.

Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Unda Oafh

Unda Oafh is the ridiculous facial expression that boxers, Boston terriers and pugs have with their African American lazy eyes and flat wide noses. Unda Oafh was a phrased by OJ Simpson when he was sworn in during his testimony, showing his very Afro-American featured and glazed over lazy eyes.

Bro 1: WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG??? HE IS LOOKING IN TWO DIRECTIONS!!!!

Bro 2: Aww shit man, he just unda oafh.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Clam Jam

Clam Jam, slang for snail trail or vagina juice.

Take yo horny ass out my van bitch! You drippin clam jam errrywhere.

by Mega Hemroids February 29, 2024

Luma Luma

A Luma Luma is a Mid East to Indian man. Fully bearded, wearing a turbin and usually colorful clothes, most Luma Luma’s are of Muslim or Hindu religion. The name comes from the sounds they make.

Sanjay’s dad is a lil luma luma.

by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2022