Mega Hemroids's definitions
by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020
Get the Cherry Cheesemug. Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.
Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
Get the Ohio Brussel Sproutsmug. A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020
Get the Pearl Lexusmug. Slang for body odor or dirty smelling un showered people, which usually smell like popcorn, shrimp and ass.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
Get the PSAmug. 
A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.
Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.
Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Get the Urinalmug. 