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A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021
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A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022
Get the Three Bean Salad mug.Mixed Rice is an attractive woman who is crossed between at least two unlikely ethnicities of rice eating origin. (This strictly excludes America, Canada and the British isles,) Often as bizarre as they are beautiful, 2022’s most popular breeds are Vietnamese/Mexican and South Korean/Greek.
by Mega Hemroids March 7, 2022
Get the Mixed Rice mug.When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
by Mega Hemroids June 24, 2018
Get the Pearl Harbor mug.The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.
Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019
Get the Onion Sandwich mug.The act of fucking your partner and making her suck your penis clean after, followed by a cheesy one liner joke much like the ones that used to be printed on Good Humor popsicle sticks.
Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.
Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.
After I fucked Karla I stuffed my cock in her ballwasher and gave her a Good Humor. As she swallowed I said “No respect. No respect I tell ya”.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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