Mega Hemroids's definitions

Joobs

A Jewish woman’s titties.

You ever suck Monica Lewinski’s Joobs?

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Luma Luma

A Luma Luma is a Mid East to Indian man. Fully bearded, wearing a turbin and usually colorful clothes, most Luma Luma’s are of Muslim or Hindu religion. The name comes from the sounds they make.

Sanjay’s dad is a lil luma luma.

by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2022

Wisconsin Double Stuffed

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.

Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

Rat Trap

A tainted pussy. A vagina that stinks of cheese.

Bitch pull yo pants up! Close them mothafuckin legs! I can smell that rat trap all the way outside.

by Mega Hemroids March 9, 2021

Baby Flush

After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.

Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.

Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Clam Jam

Clam Jam, slang for snail trail or vagina juice.

Take yo horny ass out my van bitch! You drippin clam jam errrywhere.

by Mega Hemroids February 29, 2024