Mega Hemroids's definitions

Urinal

A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.

Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.

I’m not going to fuck your sister. Her cunt is a urinal.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

05’

An 05’, or to pull an 05’ is a violent criminal act committed by an individual with a criminal history shortly after a martyr has been created.

Lawd Jesus, that boy almost murdered that po pregnant girl just like ole George Floyd did after he done got out prison in 05’.

by Mega Hemroids June 7, 2020

Spud

Spud; a lazy couch potato. Often someone who lives a very sedentary lifestyle.

Tom is a lazy spud

by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021

34.5

34.5, exactly half of 69; Slang for a blow job or half of the sexual act of sixty-nining.

Bitch I want some 34.5

by Mega Hemroids October 11, 2020

Luma Luma

A Luma Luma is a Mid East to Indian man. Fully bearded, wearing a turbin and usually colorful clothes, most Luma Luma’s are of Muslim or Hindu religion. The name comes from the sounds they make.

Sanjay’s dad is a lil luma luma.

by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2022

Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.

Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Joobs

A Jewish woman’s titties.

You ever suck Monica Lewinski’s Joobs?

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020