Meaty Martin 17C's definitions

Abbey Newtown Antler

When two people are having intercourse and the female has a Molotov cocktail taped to either side of her head. The male then proceeds to grab them and shouts IRA quotes whilst he finishes.

Charlie: ‘Busy night?’

Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Freddie

Someone who downscrolls for hours, has thousands of wild and wonderful thoughts all while getting beaten by his month long situationship.

Freddie is a boyo

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Chester Cuckhold

When a woman ties her boyfriend to a chair and has sex with another man. However, her boyfriend is faced away staring at sheep photos whilst listening to his girlfriend cheating and still gets erect.

Lewis: ‘How’s it going with your girlfriend?’

Aaron: ‘Not great she did the Chester Cuckhold to me last night’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Dan Leese

Absolute stud, goes out to goth bar every night and has his own Spotify music - ‘Danial Lee’.

Dan Leese Spotify is so good

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Freddie Shower

When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.

Lewis: ‘What is taking you so long?’
Freddie: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a Freddie Shower’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Batman of Scarybone

Lurks every night asking who’s out and name and shames Dan for being out later than him and doing more drugs than him. Also makes his own music and music videos.

Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025