monkey bath

a "bath" that cleans only the body parts that smell. monkey baths typically do not involve total immersion in bath water, but rather require only the use of a washcloth and water.

ah man i dont have enough time for a shower...i'd better just take a monkey bath.

by Melissa September 12, 2003

teno

another word for cool, awesome, badass, ect.

that shits Teno man!

thats so teno dude!

by melissa March 15, 2005

queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 03, 2003

Cal

short for Caliente which in spanish means hot, so in english this also means hot.

" That dress is soo cal."

by Melissa February 22, 2005

crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.

That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.

by melissa March 13, 2005

Baby Daddy

A sorry free loading guy that gets jealous when he sees his baby mama with other guys, only comes around when he is horny and so he wont get put on child support.

My baby daddy was hating when my boyfriend came because he could'nt get none and was stunting like he came to see the baby.

by melissa September 14, 2003

hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004