by me February 07, 2005
The act of masturbation or pleasuring oneself by touching one's genitals with a household object. i.e spoon, blender, hose, toothbrush.
1 I cuxed with a calculator last night! It was fucking awesome!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!
by Me April 12, 2004
A girl who cannot help but make such a great number stupid comments that her presence alone annoys the crap out of you.
That bitch is stunoying.
by me February 02, 2005
"How do you know your boyfriend's cheating on you ?"
"He comes home smelling like cuce. And we hadn't had sex fo a week, so it ain't mine !"
"He comes home smelling like cuce. And we hadn't had sex fo a week, so it ain't mine !"
by Me August 01, 2008
feck off you stupid fecking mingeflake
wash those mingeflakes off your face you dirty bastard
see him there?? what a feckin mingeflake
wash those mingeflakes off your face you dirty bastard
see him there?? what a feckin mingeflake
by me February 07, 2004