polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 05, 2003

oral exam

Giving oral sex, either to a man or a woman.

Later on she is going to give me an oral exam.

by me June 24, 2004

Trail of Tears

Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.

When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...

by me May 15, 2006

pants

head gear

its now a law to wear pants while motorcycling

by me December 06, 2003

cher

Best friend of plastic surgeon

one surgeon to another: Since Cher hired me ive been able to buy a new 100 ft cruiser, a house in St Tropez and buy a new gulf stream jet...

by me September 13, 2004

dialogue

The conversations that you have with someone after you have known them FOREVER, and have absolutly NOTHING left to talk about. "Conversations" imply two way, thoughtful, communication. "Dialogue" could be spouted out by a parot and be the same.

by me October 31, 2003

Fummy

When some fagtard or douchetard tries to be funny, but they're really just being gay.

that joke with the cowboy and consultant sure was fummy, you dong lovin' cock gobbler

by Me April 05, 2005