Me's definitions
A shitty little town north of Pittsburgh. The name came from The American Bridge Co. The mascot is a "Bridger", What the HELL is that? The football team used to be good, back in the 30's and 40's. But they have the best band in the county.
by Me November 18, 2003
Get the Ambridgemug. yea i was sucking a gooch and then my girlfrined wouldnt kiss me because A. she now knows im gay and B. i have terrible gooch breath
by me February 14, 2003
Get the Gooch Breathmug. a townie or so called "chav" is a immature male/female who hates nething that involves change he is one who doesnt like nething that is not "nike" "addida" and he/she looks down on neone who has an IQ greater than a rotten corpse a townie in its natural habitat will grunt and yell until something has gone his way this never normally works so he goes out and will try and release himself by mating with a female or well nething with a pulse once this act of terror is done he feels enlightened and things of himself as the reel ALFA male and will cause useless fights
the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others
things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav
dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions
the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others
things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav
dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions
i little poor innocent boy plonked in the middle of town baseball cap put on head squared off to 90 degrees then tracksuit bottoms (addidas)(nike)(etc) tucked into socks (reebok)(addidas)(etc)
dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done
dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done
by Me January 4, 2004
Get the towniemug. What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.
Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.
She was his little half-time show.
Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.
She was his little half-time show.
"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.
by Me May 13, 2005
Get the half-time showmug. by ME June 24, 2004
Get the i love kissmug. having explosive diarrhea
by me June 11, 2006
Get the green apple splattermug. slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
by me March 24, 2003
Get the bearded clammug.