Killer Queen

A pink cat that hangs around a guy with a hand fetish

Kira: Killer Queen, fetch me H A N D
Killer Queen: bruh

by Me, I’m him October 08, 2019

John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge

Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....

by Me, I’m him October 08, 2019

Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?

When it Sunday

Friend: bruh tomorrow is Monday
Me: Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?
Friends: ye
Me: bruh

by Me, I’m him October 08, 2019

Stream sniping

The real reason ninja switched to mixer

Ninja: no one uses mixer so I will no longer be a victim of stream sniping
His 3 year old fan base: bruh

by Me, I’m him October 08, 2019

Nigga

A word I can’t say

Me: *sees nigga* what’s good my niiiiiiiiiiple *awarded Nobel peace prize*
Black man: I really don’t care tho

by Me, I’m him October 08, 2019