The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.
Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.
by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019
Friend 1: Man, it’s always so awkward when Chad’s girl comes, she never talks!
Friend 2: Right! She is such an armweight!!
Friend 2: Right! She is such an armweight!!
by Mcswaggin balls August 31, 2019
Used in place of the word ‘inflation’ by individuals who do not understand macroeconomic principles. Alleges that prices rise due to greedy corporate leaders rather than excessive additions to the money supply.
Uneducated individual: “Wow man, egg prices went up again. I’m tired of all this greedflation!
College graduate: “Are you sure it’s due to corporate greed and not the 5 trillion dollars we added to the money supply recently?”
College graduate: “Are you sure it’s due to corporate greed and not the 5 trillion dollars we added to the money supply recently?”
by Mcswaggin balls February 14, 2024
by Mcswaggin balls March 16, 2020
When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.
by Mcswaggin balls February 16, 2016