Definitions by Mcswaggin balls

Greedflation 

Used in place of the word ‘inflation’ by individuals who do not understand macroeconomic principles. Alleges that prices rise due to greedy corporate leaders rather than excessive additions to the money supply.

Uneducated individual: “Wow man, egg prices went up again. I’m tired of all this greedflation!

College graduate: “Are you sure it’s due to corporate greed and not the 5 trillion dollars we added to the money supply recently?”

Greedflation by Mcswaggin balls February 14, 2024

Earigami 

When one folds or tucks their ear into an irregular shape

Person 1: **folds ear into irregular shape** Look!

Person 2: Ew! Earigami is so gross!!

Earigami by Mcswaggin balls March 16, 2020

Armweight 

A girlfriend who acts shy and refuses to assimilate into her man’s social groups.

Friend 1: Man, it’s always so awkward when Chad’s girl comes, she never talks!
Friend 2: Right! She is such an armweight!!

Armweight by Mcswaggin balls August 30, 2019

Flander Effect 

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

Flander Effect by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019

chocolate q-tip 

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

chocolate q-tip by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016