McMichael VanWasson's definitions

Poinsetta

a plant

This room is a little bare, you know what would look great in here (what says the person originally being spoken to)... A poinsetta

by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

Jurgle

Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.

Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.

Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.

Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.

by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003

Peppefony

Its like when you be eatin pizza and some rank ass bitch be like shit man I aint no bitch, respect me

Bitch was all acting phony and eating some tacos...Peppefony fo' sure

by McMichael VanWasson April 4, 2003

Brown bagger

Another term for butterface (see definition) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to vote.

Skillet be real, no deal, you gotta shred that cheddar man, they all up on you!

by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

The Buttress

A Large mammal that uses exagerated hand movements while speaking. This mammal is known for its alcoholic binges and good smelling purges. The buttress is usually seen in the Kansas-Missouri region when he is not eating massive amounts of sour punch straws in Texas.

Dude, what's up with the buttress?
I don't know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes...I think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. I know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child

by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003

Tuba Stank

When you getting yo nutts licked and you just fart in that bitches face...she be like damn...Tuba be Stankin'

I was getting sucked off by this one bitch right (friend responds "yeah") and I totally had just eaten some Taco bell right ( friend again responds "yeah") and I just farted in her face man. (The two of us simultaneously yell out TUBA STANK, high five and went immediately to sleep).

by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

Butterface

As in everything about a chick looks good, "but her face."

Damn bitch was hot, then she turned around, and I was like Pete, check this shit out, he said "word" and then we went fishing

by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003