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Definitions by McMichael VanWasson

Peppefony 

Its like when you be eatin pizza and some rank ass bitch be like shit man I aint no bitch, respect me
Bitch was all acting phony and eating some tacos...Peppefony fo' sure

Suck it Dolphin 

The coolest T-shirt ever Made.
Grube cannot dive, but he did make the coolest T-shirt ever. SUCK IT DOLPHIN!

Barnstormin' 

When people be all up in a barn and you knows that you needs to get inside, so you and your squad just run at that shit and take it over by force like it was a cupcake...shit.
When Rau'l and his posse was all creaped out in the barn not lettin' us partake in his weed-smoking Par-Tey, we Barn Stormed that shit so fast, we could see sound

Poinsetta 

This room is a little bare, you know what would look great in here (what says the person originally being spoken to)... A poinsetta

Butterface 

As in everything about a chick looks good, "but her face."
Damn bitch was hot, then she turned around, and I was like Pete, check this shit out, he said "word" and then we went fishing

Brown bagger 

Another term for butterface (see definition) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to vote.
Skillet be real, no deal, you gotta shred that cheddar man, they all up on you!

Tuba Stank

When you getting yo nutts licked and you just fart in that bitches face...she be like damn...Tuba be Stankin'
I was getting sucked off by this one bitch right (friend responds "yeah") and I totally had just eaten some Taco bell right ( friend again responds "yeah") and I just farted in her face man. (The two of us simultaneously yell out TUBA STANK, high five and went immediately to sleep).