McMichael VanWasson's definitions
Another term for butterface (see definition) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to vote.
by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003
Get the Brown baggermug. A Large mammal that uses exagerated hand movements while speaking. This mammal is known for its alcoholic binges and good smelling purges. The buttress is usually seen in the Kansas-Missouri region when he is not eating massive amounts of sour punch straws in Texas.
Dude, what's up with the buttress?
I don't know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes...I think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. I know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child
I don't know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes...I think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. I know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child
by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003
Get the The Buttressmug. by McMichael VanWasson April 4, 2003
Get the Suck it Dolphinmug. Damn bitch was hot, then she turned around, and I was like Pete, check this shit out, he said "word" and then we went fishing
by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003
Get the Butterfacemug. Its like when you be eatin pizza and some rank ass bitch be like shit man I aint no bitch, respect me
by McMichael VanWasson April 4, 2003
Get the Peppefonymug. Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.
Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.
Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003
Get the Jurglemug. This room is a little bare, you know what would look great in here (what says the person originally being spoken to)... A poinsetta
by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003
Get the Poinsettamug.