Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

comproximate

(noun) An ever changing estimate of how fast an action is going to happen, estimated by a computer.

Derived from the combining of the words “computer” and “approximate”.

“Your game will finish downloading in a comproximate of 26 hours and 47 minutes.”
“I’m downloading an mp4 file what the hell.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

almond water

Almond water is a sweeter variation of water found in the Backrooms.

Almond water is much more common than water in the Backrooms.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.

I just realized I got a frog watch.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Sus Police

(noun) One who prides themself with finding the imposter(s) in Among Us, typically ignoring tasks.

“sus police are kinda sus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Oger

(noun) Modern-day English spelling of ogre

“Ogers are like onions.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅0̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

A $10 bill

̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅0̲̅)̲̅$̲̅ wasted

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022