Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

Ownage

(n) A term used during competition, complete elimination, where opposing team did not stand a chance.

The SOCOM II Clan, Palestinian Stone Throwers, create a unforgettable display of ownage every time they play.

by Maximus January 11, 2004

exabsurdum

The alter-ego of a Max. This is the incarnation of absurity into a human body and mind.

The universe is nonesense and can only be understood exabsurdum.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

Dostoevsky

1. One of the two greatest authors ever.
2. A russian chap who understands the reality of life.

"Notes From Underground" is an incredible book."
"I know, it's strait from the genius of Dostoevsky!"

by MaXiMuS November 28, 2003

out4zero

bumstuffing arse bandit aka the tightarse of toontown

by maximus October 30, 2003

Wetlipper

One who takes a toke off of a pipe and leaves the end wet, then passes it without wiping it off.

Fabio, this pipe is wet. What a wetlipper!

by Maximus December 03, 2004

The Matrix

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.

"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"

by Maximus April 10, 2004