Maximus's definitions

The Matrix

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.

"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"

by Maximus April 10, 2004

whores

douche bags that say that George W. Bush is a whore.

"George W. Bush is a whore" <----- this person is in fact a whore themselves

by Maximus July 16, 2004

jamodi

Just A Matter Of Doing IT

Yea, I know I have homework it's JAMODI

by Maximus February 7, 2004

exabsurdum

The alter-ego of a Max. This is the incarnation of absurity into a human body and mind.

The universe is nonesense and can only be understood exabsurdum.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

gut wrench

Combination Knife, Fork and Spoon issued to Canadian Infantry, carried on webbing in the field.

Make sure you got your gut wrench, because nobody will share theirs !

by Maximus March 13, 2003

coffee swings

mood swings you get from drinking too much coffee

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!

by maximus April 22, 2004

Grey Wings

To skull fuck someone (of coarse when you have finished they are dead)

Last night i got my grey wings with sarah louise

by Maximus May 2, 2003