Max Cummings's definitions

fretwanking

The act of playing the guitar in a way that is gratuitously self-indulgent, yet enjoyable and compelling to watch. Often includes facial movements to indicate the difficulty or sexuality of a solo.

Jeepers, have you seen Steve Vai's "Tender Surrender" video? It's practically spadgetastic!

by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

Funkmaster General

A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.

That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General

by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

clitmonger

one who holds an abundance of clit, and exchanges it for goods or services.

I'm just popping down to the clitmonger, dear.

by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen

he works in a lot of different octaves and modes

looks like the british comedienne jo brand

by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

Funkster

Somebody who has been blessed with the gift of funk

That fellow certainly is a crimson funkster

by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

spadgetastic

marvellous (particularly when referring to guitar solos)

Malmsteen's "Arpeggios From Hell" is an opulent and spadgetastic piece, working in many octaves and modes.

by Max Cummings October 30, 2003