Max's definitions

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 9, 2004

to the max

Something done in the style of Max Hardcore.

He boned that girl to the Max.

by max December 25, 2004

hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.

"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"

by max July 16, 2003

yoder

n-Another name for a penis

Dude, I can see your yoder

by max January 29, 2005

penith

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

by Max December 16, 2003

shivam

a kid that is extremely ugly. He likes to lie and beatbox in order to try to be cool. Of course he is retarted. He looks indian but can be confused to a paki. He thinks he is a pimp but he is really gay and likes to suck other indian dicks.

Shivam stop beatboxing, you look like a retard
Does it ever get uglier then a shivam.

by max March 7, 2005