Max's definitions

got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

by Max April 4, 2003

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 9, 2004

stink fist

song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart.

also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt

"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song."

"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"

by Max May 28, 2003

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004

OOAK

One of a kind

She creates OOAK fantasy and sci-fi dolls.

by Max November 19, 2003

Mordi

A BiSexual who likes SAMI an JP!

Mordi fucks men and women at the same time and likes it but likes women betta!

by Max April 18, 2005

burninate

popularized by homestarrunner.com, describing the burning of peasants and cottages by Trogdor, a majestic dragon.

If they got in a fight, Trogdor would burninate Puff the Magic Dragon's @$$.

by max October 25, 2003