Maur Schtupedschit's definitions

bender

Offensive slang for a homosexual male. Derived from the act of bending over in the preparation of receiving.

"Your moustache looks like a benders moustache"

"Why thank-you!!!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 15, 2008

fosters flop

Australian slang for being too inebriated (drunk,tanked,etc...) to get an erection.

"Jeeze Mate, I could a shagged that sheila last night but got the Fosters Flop at the last minute"

"Fair dinkum, that's a worry!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005

easter egg

A party trick performed with the male genitalia, specifically where the testicle(s) are stretched tight against the abdomen to resemble the said object.

"Look at that brilliantly performed Easter Egg. Five stars!!!!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005

conformidore

Slang for popular Australian Holden car Commodore which is driven by every Tom, Dick, and Harry on the continent. Technological dinosaur and commonly know to be a complete bucket of shite.

"Mum's home with the shopping, can you help her get it out of the Conformidore...."

by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005