Definitions by Maur Schtupedschit

bender 

Offensive slang for a homosexual male. Derived from the act of bending over in the preparation of receiving.

"Your moustache looks like a benders moustache"

"Why thank-you!!!"

bender by Maur Schtupedschit July 15, 2008

easter egg

A party trick performed with the male genitalia, specifically where the testicle(s) are stretched tight against the abdomen to resemble the said object.

"Look at that brilliantly performed Easter Egg. Five stars!!!!"

easter egg by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005

fosters flop 

Australian slang for being too inebriated (drunk,tanked,etc...) to get an erection.

"Jeeze Mate, I could a shagged that sheila last night but got the Fosters Flop at the last minute"

"Fair dinkum, that's a worry!"

fosters flop by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005

conformidore 

Slang for popular Australian Holden car Commodore which is driven by every Tom, Dick, and Harry on the continent. Technological dinosaur and commonly know to be a complete bucket of shite.

"Mum's home with the shopping, can you help her get it out of the Conformidore...."

conformidore by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005