Matty Boy's definitions
An expression hollered by all Americans and other exciteable types in moments of sheer exhilaration.
The 'Cobra': "At last I am getting a transfer away from this piss poor club that doesn't even own it's own stadium. YEE DOGSY!!"
by Matty Boy October 12, 2004

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.
Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

when ur cuddling ur girl and her hair gets all in your mouth, and you make a silly face and splutter like a cat.
by matty boy November 30, 2004

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

"If you don't have any creme fraiche, boy batter does basically the same job."
Jamie Oliver - 'The Naked Chef'.
Jamie Oliver - 'The Naked Chef'.
by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

"Christina Aguilera was hospitalised during her sell out concert last night. Only 27 seconds into her hit-single 'Dirty', she gwanked herself unconscious over a picture of Madonna."
by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.
My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.
by Matty Boy March 9, 2004
