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yee dogsy

An expression hollered by all Americans and other exciteable types in moments of sheer exhilaration.
The 'Cobra': "At last I am getting a transfer away from this piss poor club that doesn't even own it's own stadium. YEE DOGSY!!"
by Matty Boy October 12, 2004
mugGet the yee dogsymug.

goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.
If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
by Matty Boy October 7, 2004
mugGet the goof ballsmug.

catmouth

when ur cuddling ur girl and her hair gets all in your mouth, and you make a silly face and splutter like a cat.
i was lying in bed with suzie when her hair went in my mouth, it gave me a really bad catmouth
by matty boy November 30, 2004
mugGet the catmouthmug.

dung button

"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."
by Matty Boy March 10, 2004
mugGet the dung buttonmug.

boy batter

Spoog, spode, spunk, cum, male ejaculate.
"If you don't have any creme fraiche, boy batter does basically the same job."
Jamie Oliver - 'The Naked Chef'.
by Matty Boy March 10, 2004
mugGet the boy battermug.

Gwank

"Christina Aguilera was hospitalised during her sell out concert last night. Only 27 seconds into her hit-single 'Dirty', she gwanked herself unconscious over a picture of Madonna."
by Matty Boy March 9, 2004
mugGet the Gwankmug.

jizz bib

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.
My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.
by Matty Boy March 9, 2004
mugGet the jizz bibmug.

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