Definitions by Matty Boy

catmouth 

when ur cuddling ur girl and her hair gets all in your mouth, and you make a silly face and splutter like a cat.

i was lying in bed with suzie when her hair went in my mouth, it gave me a really bad catmouth

catmouth by matty boy November 30, 2004

yee dogsy

An expression hollered by all Americans and other exciteable types in moments of sheer exhilaration.

The 'Cobra': "At last I am getting a transfer away from this piss poor club that doesn't even own it's own stadium. YEE DOGSY!!"

yee dogsy by Matty Boy October 12, 2004

shabba 

A word to be shouted whenever you feel like it for no reason whatsoever.

"I am going for a tomtit. SHABBA!"

shabba by Matty Boy October 11, 2004

goof balls 

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

goof balls by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

Spin the wheel 

A threat, and a very serious one at that. If somebody threatens to spin the wheel on you beware! The wheel is a devastating haymaker type punch that may very well take your head off.
However, due to the severity of 'the wheel' it is very rarely spun. 'Spinning the wheel' is no joking matter.
Sometimes called 'the wheel of justice'

One man may say to another who has wrongly cast doubts over his sexuality: "if you don't take that back I am going to spin the wheel"

Spin the wheel by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

double dice 

If you are especially pleased by something (be it a person, object or event) you may exclaim 'double dice!'

Similar to dice only more so.

Woman: "I would like to take a toot on your trouser trumpet"
Man: "Double Dice!!"

double dice by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

boy batter 

Spoog, spode, spunk, cum, male ejaculate.

"If you don't have any creme fraiche, boy batter does basically the same job."
Jamie Oliver - 'The Naked Chef'.

boy batter by Matty Boy March 10, 2004