catmouth

when ur cuddling ur girl and her hair gets all in your mouth, and you make a silly face and splutter like a cat.

i was lying in bed with suzie when her hair went in my mouth, it gave me a really bad catmouth

by matty boy November 30, 2004

double dice

If you are especially pleased by something (be it a person, object or event) you may exclaim 'double dice!'

Similar to dice only more so.

Woman: "I would like to take a toot on your trouser trumpet"
Man: "Double Dice!!"

by Matty Boy October 07, 2004

dung button

The Anus.

"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

jizz bib

When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.

My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.

by Matty Boy March 09, 2004

Cluster Buster

The accidental act of crushing ones nuts. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.

"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."

by Matty Boy March 09, 2004

yee dogsy

An expression hollered by all Americans and other exciteable types in moments of sheer exhilaration.

The 'Cobra': "At last I am getting a transfer away from this piss poor club that doesn't even own it's own stadium. YEE DOGSY!!"

by Matty Boy October 12, 2004

goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

by Matty Boy October 07, 2004