double dice

If you are especially pleased by something (be it a person, object or event) you may exclaim 'double dice!'

Similar to dice only more so.

Woman: "I would like to take a toot on your trouser trumpet"
Man: "Double Dice!!"

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

Gwank

Furious, female masturbation.

"Christina Aguilera was hospitalised during her sell out concert last night. Only 27 seconds into her hit-single 'Dirty', she gwanked herself unconscious over a picture of Madonna."

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

boy batter

Spoog, spode, spunk, cum, male ejaculate.

"If you don't have any creme fraiche, boy batter does basically the same job."
Jamie Oliver - 'The Naked Chef'.

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

dung button

The Anus.

"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

Spin the wheel

A threat, and a very serious one at that. If somebody threatens to spin the wheel on you beware! The wheel is a devastating haymaker type punch that may very well take your head off.
However, due to the severity of 'the wheel' it is very rarely spun. 'Spinning the wheel' is no joking matter.
Sometimes called 'the wheel of justice'

One man may say to another who has wrongly cast doubts over his sexuality: "if you don't take that back I am going to spin the wheel"

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

yee dogsy

An expression hollered by all Americans and other exciteable types in moments of sheer exhilaration.

The 'Cobra': "At last I am getting a transfer away from this piss poor club that doesn't even own it's own stadium. YEE DOGSY!!"

by Matty Boy October 12, 2004

catmouth

when ur cuddling ur girl and her hair gets all in your mouth, and you make a silly face and splutter like a cat.

i was lying in bed with suzie when her hair went in my mouth, it gave me a really bad catmouth

by matty boy November 30, 2004