Definitions by Matthew T

kingmatt 

Really cool person who kicks ass on online games
this term is used in unreal tournament its the one after GODLIKE!! very few have heard this as not many are this good.

omg i cant believe ive just been killed by kingmatt101 what an honor!

kingmatt by Matthew T February 13, 2004

mycocksafloping

the technical term for viagra.
pharmacists will not know what ur on about if you call mycocksafloping viagra so use this term if you want it quickly and discretly.

customer: hello i'd like to buy some mycocksafloping
pharmacist: that will be £9.99 please
customer: thanks, bye.

mycocksafloping by Matthew T February 10, 2004

dude where's my car 

what one dude says to another dude after a night of boozing when they cant find their car.
also a rubbish film

Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
and on on on on on..... you get the idea.

dude where's my car by Matthew T February 10, 2004

bugger crap

i came up with this when i was looking for a ball that i kicked into a hedge. i could see the ball so i swayed the hedge only to dislodge a bottle containing excrement and urine.

matt: oh shit a bottle of bugger crap just fell on me!
Luke: uh its smells bad
Matt: i can see little maggots in it!
Luke: how the hell did someone manage to crap into a bottle?

bugger crap by Matthew T February 9, 2004

bitch monkey 

an insult you throw at little annoying people

Michael: mooses are cool
Matt: shut up you bitch monkey!
Michael: i love mooses
Matt: shut the f*ck up

bitch monkey by Matthew T February 9, 2004

doggie style 

how every guy imagines what it would be like to have a wife/girlfriend who wouldnt mind sex when ever, where ever.

at a bar you bend her over the bar and fuck her up the ass or pussy

doggie style by Matthew T February 9, 2004

moose biscuits 

something my friend says excessivly for no apparent reason only says it in front of me and a couple of other people all others think he is perfectly sane

Matt: did you watch friends last night?
Friend: Moose biscuits!
Matt: what?
Friend: nothing.

moose biscuits by Matthew T February 8, 2004