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Definitions by Matthew Hunter

shitslam 

To beat utterly and completely at something (including and especially life in general).

To get shitslammed:

To perform extremely poorly on a test. To get beaten badly at a videogame/sport/etc. Basically, to be completely overwhelmed by something.
"I thought I was going to do well on that test, but I just got shitslammed."

"I tried to send my knights around to trample his archers, but they got shitslammed by his pikemen before they could ride ten feet."

"Shitslam that guy!"
shitslam by Matthew Hunter December 9, 2008

To The Max! 

Ussually used to emphasise something and make the effects of it bigger, also it can be used to end any sentence.
Matt: What The Hell Are you doing you Idiot?

Rick: Shutup Your Gay 'To The Max!'

Matt: Well You Take It Up The Ass 'To The Max!'
To The Max! by Matthew Hunter April 8, 2008

Emergency Coons 

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.
Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!
Cky is a American Heavy Metal Band, It is tightly tied to Bam Margera as his Brother is in CKY as the drummer.
I went to see CKY last week, they was Awesome!
CKY by Matthew Hunter February 1, 2007