A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.
Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.
by Matthew May 13, 2005
The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.
Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.
by Matthew October 09, 2003
Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.
by matthew September 27, 2004
by matthew February 14, 2005
This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.
"Stop being such a cock gumball."
"I'll be a cock gumball."
My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.
"I'll be a cock gumball."
My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.
by Matthew May 01, 2004
by Matthew November 01, 2004