something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.
by matthew February 28, 2005
"A/s/l" (Personal details - Age/Sex/Location)
"16/m/Canada"
"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"
"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"
"16/m/Canada"
"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"
"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"
by Matthew March 18, 2005
car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.
antonyms: reality
antonyms: reality
1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
by Matthew November 19, 2005
Get your Certificate at CGNU by:
Cheesing People Off
Indian-Giving
Cutting Ones
Doing Some Other Things
Home Invasion
Cracking Wise
World Domination
Sending Me A Dollar
Total Spaceship Guy
TV/VCR Repair
Or GET YOUR DEGREE! Just do this art test and send it back to us.
Cheesing People Off
Indian-Giving
Cutting Ones
Doing Some Other Things
Home Invasion
Cracking Wise
World Domination
Sending Me A Dollar
Total Spaceship Guy
TV/VCR Repair
Or GET YOUR DEGREE! Just do this art test and send it back to us.
by Matthew September 30, 2003
by matthew April 06, 2003
1) Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - DILLIGAF
by Matthew July 15, 2003
This phrase was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. This is a straight up insult. It should be used when you are trying to cause a fight. Actually, should only be used when trying to provoke a fight!
"Okay you frosted mini bitches. Bring it the fuck on!"
"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."
"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."
"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."
"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."
"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."
"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."
by Matthew May 19, 2004