bevricate

To get something to drink.
the act of bevrication

I am thirsty so I will bevricate before we go to the store.

by Matthew October 26, 2003

Necromaniac

An individual whom exhibits a prefential sexual tendancy to exhume corpses for the purposes of rabid, bone shattering,maggot scattering corpse grinding.

*dig dig dig*
*poke poke poke*
Fancy some gay tea?

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

FFVIIMAN

a cocksucker who thinks Final Fantasy 7 is the best RPG ever made. A faggot.

Tony is the ultimate FFVIIMAN! He even has hentai posters of Sepiroth and Link all over his bedroom wall. *shudder*

by Matthew February 19, 2003

Bott

A fat man, he looks 28 and Is a Chode, loves the cock aswell, especially when it's in his arse.

Bott likes the cock

by Matthew November 26, 2003

angry dad

a father that angers easily

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

by Matthew December 23, 2003