Matteo's definitions

Ares

Japanese bicycle manufacturer. another word for perfection. see also "Ares Dita"

Wow that Ares is a hell of a lot better than whatever i have!

by matteo October 9, 2003

LURP

A very attractive, young female raver. Acronym for 'luscious underage raver pussy'.

I saw this incredible lurp...

by Matteo February 23, 2005

define

To portray the meaning of something.

I define the length of that cock as 2 feet.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

off tha hook

1. The act of not being prosecuted for a crime that one has committed.

2. The act of a telephone not being able to receive calls.

1. I'm off tha hook for murder one.

2. The god damn phone is off tha hook.

by Matteo September 12, 2003