Matteo's definitions

thank you

Phrase that expresses thanks and gratitude to the person whom it is said to.

Thank you, mother fucker.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

new jack

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).

I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

jinkiest

Adjective used to describe the most fucked up of more than two things. Adapted from the interjection "Jinkys!" which was originally said by Velma on "Scooby Doo"

Thats the jinkiest pussy I ever did see.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

define

To portray the meaning of something.

I define the length of that cock as 2 feet.

by Matteo September 12, 2003