define

I define the length of that cock as 2 feet.
by Matteo September 12, 2003
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online

The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.
I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.
by Matteo September 12, 2003
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new jack

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).
I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.
by Matteo September 12, 2003
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LURP

A very attractive, young female raver. Acronym for 'luscious underage raver pussy'.
I saw this incredible lurp...
by Matteo February 23, 2005
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