Matteo's definitions

off tha hook

1. The act of not being prosecuted for a crime that one has committed.

2. The act of a telephone not being able to receive calls.

1. I'm off tha hook for murder one.

2. The god damn phone is off tha hook.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

Ares

Japanese bicycle manufacturer. another word for perfection. see also "Ares Dita"

Wow that Ares is a hell of a lot better than whatever i have!

by matteo October 9, 2003

baby boy

A term for a male in a romantic situation. The word can be used negatively or positively. Its been around for years, but has been most recently popularized by Beyonce Knowles and Destiny's Child.

From "Baby Boy" by Beyonce: 'Baby boy you stay on my mind/Fulfill my fantasies/I think about you all the time/I see you in my dreams.'

From "Rosa Parks" by Outkast: 'I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game/To stimulate then activate the left and right brain/Said baby boy you only funky as your last cut/You focus on the past your ass'll be a has what.'

by Matteo January 7, 2005

new jack

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).

I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.

by Matteo September 12, 2003