Tectum

After a baby loses its first tooth, you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

"My cousin lost her first tooth, so I decided to just bust out the tectum. It felt sooo good rubbing against my rectum."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Ligger Line

When a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their boners slap each other.

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"

Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"

Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"

by Matt Markel November 28, 2009

Plissy

Pissing all over yourself, letting it dry, then rolling around in a relatives bed.

"I got home from spring break to find out my grandma decided to pull a plissy all over my new Nascar bed sheets!"

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Pistuffley

When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE

"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"

"Anytime, sonny boy."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Splerf

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Spookjob

When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.

"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"

by Matt Markel April 29, 2008

Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

by Matt Markel July 03, 2009