Definitions by Matt M

Suffolk (U.K County) 

Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...

<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>

Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...

Teen#2: What?

Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!

Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Suffolk (U.K County) by Matt M April 11, 2005

chevy 

Best damned cars around! 197k miles on my Camaro, and only problme I ever had with it was blowing the rear end.. but even then it was still driveable..

My Camaro has 197k+ miles, and is still leavin 30+foot strips!

chevy by Matt M May 16, 2004

King of the Chocolate Gays

Bunch of gay people made out of chocolate

"The Next person to walk in the room is King of the Chocolate Gays"

King of the Chocolate Gays by Matt M April 19, 2004

Fannyscrape 

One who partakes in the scraping of fannys. Usually a big pikey piece of shit.

See Pikey

"Quiet, fannyscrape(r)"

Fannyscrape by Matt M December 2, 2003

Chickenbugger 

A snack, containing 'chicken', that tastes like the pulverised rectum of said animal.

(evolved from the word 'Chickenburger')

"I just bought meself a Chickenbugger"

Chickenbugger by Matt M December 2, 2003

Jizzamagoo 

A word made by me that you use as in insult or just for the hell of it.

Haha its mister jizzamagoo

Hey whats up? Jizzamagoo!!!

Jizzamagoo by Matt M November 22, 2003

arsenio finger 

slang for a blunt tube filled with "tuff". Called this because of the resemblence between the former FOX network show host Arsenio Hall's long fingers which appear to resemble a blunt

man pass that 'senio finger over here as you have been hogging it for long enough.

arsenio finger by matt m July 10, 2003