crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 22, 2003

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cronic

Tha shit dat gets you highhhhhhhh

I only smoke da cronic nigguh.

by Matt January 06, 2005

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gfcbhead

to call someone a bfgchead without them knowing. originates from a spanish test answers

your a trobless gfcbhead arent you

by matt July 02, 2003

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Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

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covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

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