Bridgeport High School

One of the worst high school in the state of Connecticut, known for their extremely sub-par master test, and SAT scores. While excelling in sports, education is not sought after as adequate.

Jeff goes Bridgeport High School where he plays football on their very good team, but he is as dumb as a rock.

by Matt April 25, 2005

shadoingdoing

Penis, dick, cock, one-eyed monster, shmeckle, pecker, johnson.

Mary likes to play with Billy's shadoingdoing after school before her parents get home.

Ernest's mom caught him stroking his shadoingdoing while watching an episode of The View.

by Matt March 11, 2007

bakkle

...it's just bakkle, bitches.

Tom: "sprizzle pop, trakkle bam bam"
Matt: "bakkle."

by Matt December 09, 2004

Wiff waff

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."

"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."

by Matt February 17, 2007

Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

front bum

What my ex girlfriend's lil sister calls a pussy

mommy i hurt my front bum

by Matt April 01, 2004

aquafina

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.

Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.

by Matt June 18, 2006