lool

Coined by Matt, in #stanton.. a famous derivation of 'lol'
<Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.
by Matt March 24, 2003
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Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob
by matt October 23, 2003
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mixed messages

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.
A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.
by Matt April 09, 2005
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West Yonkers

The western half of Yonkers. The divider is roughly I87 in the north and the Saw Mill in the south. Much different from East Yonkers.
by Matt November 04, 2004
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pork's ass

Another way of telling someone that they're full of shit.
"Dude, my wang is 13" long."

"Pork's ass."
by Matt August 25, 2003
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waterfall

when a girl hovers over a guys back while he is lying down and pisses on his back
man, i nailed this chick and then she gave me a freaky waterfall.
by matt May 13, 2005
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starbucks

A national coffee chain that promotes a "home-like atmosphere" in their stores. Many people consider their coffee and espresso drinks over-priced, and for the most part they're right. Their coffee makers are... decent, but they're the real rip-off, not the coffee; you'd be better off paying half the price for a Cuisinart, which would work just as well, if not better. If you want to invest in this company, you have to go through NASDAQ and not NYSE.

Interesting fact: there are about 200 Starbucks in New York City and about 90 in my hometown of Houston. Now THAT'S a helluva lot of coffee.
I personally like Starbucks' whole bean coffees. When you buy a pound of beans from them, it's pretty much the same as 2 half pound bags of coffee beans from a grocery store. And they stay fresh for a much longer time, so I guess that's where the extra money goes.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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