Matt's definitions

wos

Waste Of Space.

Fredrick has a gay name. Whut a wos.
Dorothy has crabs that slut is a fucking wos.

by Matt January 3, 2004

murple

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

by Matt February 27, 2005

michigan

A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.

Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!

by matt March 11, 2005

rem

Short for remedial also use remy

you are such a rem

by matt February 12, 2004

the doors

They made really nice songs and had an organ, they also made songs with no meaning but people would read too deep into them.
the wasp is probably their best song

no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

by matt March 13, 2004

Kinger

Someone who trys with all his/her might to do his and everyone elses work in order to get in the good graces of management.

Kinger is kissing ass again

by matt April 12, 2004

TBS

1) Turner Broadcasting System, a television station notorious for playing re-runs and crappy spin-offs of older TV shows. However, it also owns a large number of other stations, such as Cartoon Network, CNN, and TNT to name a few. They tend to show the same shows on multiple different channels at different times, just in case you missed one or want to watch it again.

2) Taking Back Sunday.

1) Wow, this episode of Law and Order has to be at least 5 years old. And they're playing Family Guy right after it!

2) Best friend means I pulled the trigger.

by Matt March 27, 2005