Matt's definitions

Triforce

The reminants of the three goddesses who created the land of Hyrule. Their names were Din, Faore and Nayru. The three pieces of the triforce are triangles arranged into a larger triangle. They represent Pwer, Wisdom and Courage. Said to grant a wish to those worthy of finding it.

Link was bestowed with the power of the Triforce of Courage.

by MAtt October 3, 2003

reverse shopvac

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.

Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.

by Matt January 15, 2005

ballernous

Full of ball; A baller who likes to ball; One who is especially characterized as one who balls;

An MBP is ballernous.

by Matt April 16, 2003

blow blow

a cute and innocent term used to request a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife.

Guy: Baaabby, can I have a blow blow?
Girl: Aw you're so cute. Of course you can!

by matt June 18, 2006

mixed messages

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

by Matt April 9, 2005

Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob

oh man do i love the uncle fester

by matt October 23, 2003

lool

Coined by Matt, in #stanton.. a famous derivation of 'lol'

<Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.

by Matt March 24, 2003