Matt's definitions

face

a person who uses a lot of cocaine. short for "cokeface"

yo face, pass me a beer

by matt March 22, 2004

quack

an acknowledgement towards something most favorable

I want quack to get in my pants.

by Matt January 19, 2004

lynyrd skynyrd

one of the greatest rock bands of all time

and this bird you can not change

by Matt March 18, 2004

liquid candy

Pepperment Shnopps

Everyone likes liquid candy

by Matt June 21, 2004

suckzor

A word used to describe someone bad at a certain thing, mostly on counter-strike.

OMG im so l33t and you are t3h suckzor.

by matt April 7, 2005

but

used as a greeting in parts of south wales(espescially beddau llantwit and ponty,it is meant to mean mate.

walking down a street.
freind, aquaintence,total stranger walks down the other side of street.
you:arite but!
freind, aquaintence,total stranger:ai!
both walk off

by matt March 27, 2005

conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005