Matt's definitions

where the sun don't shine

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

by matt February 15, 2004

torrington

torrington is the biggest shithole in the world, anyone who shops at walmart or walks around downtown in ripped clothes is a raggy, which is over 70 percent of the population. i am so disgusted that i actually work there.

"did you see that fat dirty lady enter tj maxx?" - kyle

"yeah i see it all the time, the plaza is raggy central." -joe

by matt April 16, 2005

The Reverse Houdini

Your giving it to a chick doggy style and you spit on her back, and when she turns around, you cum all over her face.

I pulled the Houdini on my bitch last night dude, she loved it.

by Matt June 2, 2004

jerkizzur

Shaking involuntarily due to the effects of illicit drugs.

I got the jerkizzur with the ice.

by Matt December 16, 2004

the 7 deadly sins

an excellent song made by Flogging Molly

seven drunken pirates we're the 7 deadly sins

by Matt December 4, 2004

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005

crown and coke

A mixture of Crown Royal and Coke. Very good and has the potential to fuck you up very fast if mixed with an unusual ratio.

Bill drank 12 crown and cokes last night and had to dish out $60 for his bar tab.

by Matt April 18, 2005