Cunt Warbling

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

by Matt June 26, 2004

penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

by Matt December 19, 2003

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 13, 2005

froglidite

a small frog-like creature, that is a puta, or a lil bitch.

Eric Gudzinas is the original froglidite

by matt April 14, 2004

HiZoWnEd

A bigger version of being owned

<Kid> I'm owning this guy!
<Other Kid> Nt as much as I HiZoWnEd this guy!!

by Matt March 31, 2005

Big Boss Man

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"

The kids were throwing shit at Big Boss Man as usual.

by Matt February 26, 2004

pork's ass

Another way of telling someone that they're full of shit.

"Dude, my wang is 13" long."

"Pork's ass."

by Matt August 26, 2003