Matt's definitions

Bounce-Back-Ability

The word was first used by Crystal Palace manager Ian dowie after his teams 3-1 home win against Wimbledon on. Saturday 31st January.
For this word to get into the english dictionary it must be used by a wide range of public.
Most famously is was used in the houses of parliment by a top MP!

My team showed real Bounce-back-ability today.

by Matt October 23, 2004

forbidden fruit

You know that really hot chick who won't seem to date anyone? She's forbidden fruit.
You know that chick who's quite prude? Her snatch is the forbidden fruit.

Damn, Lauren's so hot, but she's forbidden fruit.

by Matt August 9, 2004

blarg

Interjection usually used to describe discomfort.

Blarg... I don't feel good today.

BLARG! PIRATES! Inside joke. Sorry XD

by Matt July 27, 2004

Tah-Poozie

When you mastuerbate to orgasim, and Poop at the same time.

After eating Taco Bell, and watching porn, it was the perfect time to Tah-Poozie

by Matt December 10, 2003

Izans

Group of people planning to take over the world.

Izans Rock...

by Matt December 5, 2003

analpirate

One who looks for the golden brown nuggets of love, normally a man, normally in the ass.

by matt March 28, 2003

tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004