Matt's definitions

Schpankita

similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.

Ahhh schpankita!

by matt June 11, 2004

buttdart

a gay man's penis

Get you buttdart outta my ass

by MAtt May 25, 2003

Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.

1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds

by matt November 30, 2003

King

something that is really great.

cool,awesome

by matt May 12, 2003

Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

by Matt September 28, 2004

Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.

Don't make me go Othello on you.

by Matt November 29, 2003

Stamp Bag

A bag of herion in powder form.

My dealer hooked me down, I got this stamp bag for only $10. Sweet deal.

by Matt November 12, 2003