Matt's definitions

KEY KEY

KEY KEY also had a hard time finding the shitbox.

Key Key would not know what to do in time squawre. Rearrrah

by Matt December 27, 2003

teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

by Matt December 9, 2004

nipplets

The very center point of a nipple. The most sensitive region, one that can cause utmost pleasure to a female.

I like to play with Kim's nipplets when I get the chance to.

by Matt August 16, 2003

shibbity shibbity shwa

Some bad-ass shit to say to someone before you pop a cap in ihs ass.

I'm gonna kill dat sumbitch. Shibbity shibbity shwa!

by matt February 21, 2004

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004

fear

fuck
everything
and
run

Another acronym of fear is:
false
evidance
appearing
real

We are lead by a hundred forms of FEAR

by Matt January 23, 2005