Matt's definitions

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 7, 2004

fuck stutter

when your breath comes in short bursts when having an orgasm

ho ah ah ah ah ah that was fuckin goooooddd!

by matt March 7, 2004

pick a pig

the night at the local pub when ladies drinks are cheap... aka ladies night, penny pinchin pussy night, the hogline( the line of women outside waiting to get in for cheap liquor.

yo man .. its pick a pig night at shakers, lets go ..

hey dude, lets fly on down to the pick pig and get busy

by matt March 7, 2004

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 7, 2004

pi

A number having no end. Pi is proof of an immortal mathematical phenomena and that a phenomena can have no end. If Pi is a never ending number than it has endless data and the true number of Pi cannot be stored in any computer or memorized by any brain (except by the brain of God).

And just for kicks
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982

by Matt March 7, 2004

Wuhspotch

Erick is a crackwhore.

Erick is such a cum blizzard wuhspotch!

by Matt March 9, 2004

smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 9, 2004