Definitions by Matt

b00n 

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

b00n by Matt February 5, 2004

ass handed 

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

ass handed by matt February 5, 2004

buttwipe mustache 

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

buttwipe mustache by matt February 4, 2004

nuccuhz 

Nuccuhz, An std commonly known by the African american race.

Yo, Nuccuhz.

nuccuhz by Matt February 4, 2004

Nuccuhz 

An std that is contracted by the African American race.

Yo, Nuccuhz

Nuccuhz by Matt February 4, 2004

Nuccuhz 

An std commonly contracted by the African American race.

Yo Nuccuhz! Lmmfao Sup!?

Nuccuhz by Matt February 4, 2004

tokyo breakfast 

An unaired TV pilot featuring a group of Japanese people who say 'nigga!' a lot.

The stock market is one crazy nigga, nigga!

tokyo breakfast by matt February 3, 2004