Matt's definitions

The Matrix

A really cool move that involves alot of back bending ans side twisting in order to dodge objects.

he did a matrix and dogded that football

by matt November 14, 2003

nut butter

semen, cum, sperm, splooge, anything ejaculated from the penis that comes from the nut, or scrotum.

My nut butter went all over josh's face

by matt September 7, 2003

fling

A crush or romanc between two young people

Their fling may turn out to be more

by Matt May 2, 2003

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

sloven

The Male equivilant to the female slut

James is a sloven

by Matt March 27, 2003

FC

A derogatory abbreviation meaning Fat Cunt. This is typically used among guys when talking about their overweight girlfriends without alarming them by calling them extremely foul terms. (see also bag.)

"The FC is here, so you can't come over and sniff drugs"

by Matt December 5, 2003

105312

Loser writen in l337

0/|/|6 y0u 105312!!

by Matt March 25, 2005