5 definitions by Matilda Dave

Top Definition
A chocolate hostage
I going to release some bum beef
by Matilda Dave August 09, 2003
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The remains of bum beef around mans cock after anul intercourse.
I pulled back my foreskin and found nob beef
by Matilda Dave August 09, 2003
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Penis
May i tenderise your tuna with my love club
by Matilda Dave August 11, 2003
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The remainder of bum beef around your ring
I must go and clean of this bum dirt!
by Matilda Dave August 09, 2003
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Heavily used tampon
My girlfriend just pulled out a really big red chilli
by Matilda Dave August 11, 2003
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