Definitions by Matilda Dave

love club 

Penis

May i tenderise your tuna with my love club

love club by Matilda Dave August 11, 2003

Chilli 

Heavily used tampon

My girlfriend just pulled out a really big red chilli

Chilli by Matilda Dave August 11, 2003

Bum Beef 

A chocolate hostage

I going to release some bum beef

Bum Beef by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003

Bum Dirt 

The remainder of bum beef around your ring

I must go and clean of this bum dirt!

Bum Dirt by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003

Nob Beef

The remains of bum beef around mans cock after anul intercourse.

I pulled back my foreskin and found nob beef

Nob Beef by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003