Mati 's definitions

emo haircut

Kyle's current haircut. It's hilarious.

LOL, Kyle, your haircut is 100% Emo. Pfft.

by Mati April 13, 2005

shitkyle

A shit variant of the name Kyle.

Bobrot: Hey shitkyle, are you a cheda?
Shitkyle: Hell no.
Bobrot: Thank god. Hey, wanna listen to Lugubrum and get high?
Shitkyle: Sure.

by Mati March 17, 2005

Dova

an absolute fucking champion.

If you have a Dova, you're lucky.

by mati March 22, 2005

heating

The process of applying heat.

I am heating up my blanket. It will be very warm once I am finished.

by Mati April 13, 2005

slipsnot

A bastardization of the word Slipknot.

Slipknot is a Nu Metal band from America.


if you ask me, it's a more accurate way to call the band.

Holy shit, Slipsnot is fucking gay.

by Mati January 18, 2005

Lens Cleaning Liquid Rape

Act or rape commited with a lens cleaning liquid. Considered illegal in some countries.

OH GOD NO! Stop raping me with that lens cleaning liquid! Lens cleaning liquid rape is considered illegal in some countries!

by Mati May 18, 2006

Matilde

A very.... enthusiastic person. She knows how to make people laugh and can be very persistent at times. Good at hugs and comfort. Sexy Danish Woman of course!

“Hey Matilde!”
“Dude! Did you see the guacamole scene”

by Mati January 8, 2019