Trump’s convicted cronies who escaped imprisonment because they were pardoned by him as a quid pro quo for helping him rise to the highest office in the land with some collusion with Russia.
Guesstimate how many prisonies would be free on 1/20, 2021, when the Liar-in-Chief leaves (or is escorted out of) the White House.
by MathPlus December 27, 2020
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Get the Covid Hostage mug.Short for “f*#*ing or fabricated math.” Fake numbers used by Donald J. Trump’s dubious lawyers to file his frivolous lawsuits, who claimed with zero proof that the ballot votes in those states where he lost were fraudulent.
The President-Loser refuses to concede defeat to the President-Elect, and wants to use f-math to enrage and encourage his diehard supporters to hold public protests nationwide, which would cast doubt on the legitimacy of the 46th President of the United States.
by MathPlus November 18, 2020
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For decades, it’s about “lies, damn lies, and statistics”; today, in an age of Trumpism, the new mantra for dishonesty is “lies, damn lies, and Trump’s lies.”
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Maskerick Trump instigated his diehard supporters to don a MAGA mask on their march to the Capitol Building on November 6 to protest against allegedly fraudulent votes that had masked the “illegal” victory of his political opponent.
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With mask wearing becoming the new-normal habit for millions of people worldwide in post-pandemic, DIY masks provides artists and creatives an opportunity to showcase their hidden talents to those around them and to countless others on social media.
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