691 definitions by MathPlus
One of the brightest, honest, selfless, and wisest US heads of state of all times (after King Solomon), except that all these self-declared qualities about him are false.
Donald J. Trump is one such political character who pops up once every century or two to exhibit the dark side of humanity—how to notoriously stand out from the dishonest or immoral crowd, by being the worst of the worst—if you can’t be really good, be really bad to the nth degree.
by MathPlus December 22, 2020
The hypothesis that people of certain astrological signs are more prone to die from, or be infected with, the coronavirus regardless whether they believe in horoscope or not.
Paranormal researchers are struggling to get the astrological make-up of those who worked for the Trump administration to divine a corona horrorscope chart for folks who believe that there is a correlation between infection (or death) and astrology.
by MathPlus August 24, 2021
WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 15, 2020
A day when single mums and millions of kids around the world feel anger, pain, and suffering, because of an absent, irresponsible, or unfaithful man in their lives—when mums encourage their children to look up to God, their Heavenly Father, instead.
Celebrating Father’s Day is mostly a no-show in most families, compared to Mother’s Day, which brings about much appreciation, joy, and happiness among the children.
by MathPlus June 17, 2018
When the future of those who had worked for or with the accidental US President of the United States—in condoning or defending his deception, disinformation, corruption, collusion, treason, or insurrection—looks like their unethical or evil actions would haunt or bedevil them for the rest of their lives and those of their loved ones.
Guesstimate how many people are under the Trump curse as a result of their ungodly affiliation or association with the Pharisee-in-Chief, unless they admit and repent of their wrongdoings for propagating or supporting the lies and misdeeds of the ex-president to advance their self-interests.
by MathPlus July 5, 2021
Short for “Vegan Math.” Math titles that indirectly promote a vegan lifestyle, by having zero questions on diary products like meat and milk, and excluding any brain-unfriendly chickens-and-rabbits and eggs word problems.
Math publishers are pressuring their meat-eating textbook authors for a V Math edition, by replacing questions on eggs, chocolate bars, and the like with non-diary products to target the millions of students and teachers with a vegan or vegetarian diet worldwide.
by MathPlus February 16, 2021
A question mark that has been straightened out by God, if you put your faith in Him for things you don’t understand—when you are in the valley where life seems unfair, yet you wait upon His grace and goodness to turn things around.
Whenever you find yourself in those dark places (breakup, betrayal, death, debt, divorce, hurt, job loss, sickness, …), know that God can turn your question marks into exclamation points.
by MathPlus December 31, 2019