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A power user of toilet paper in a family, who selfishly expects the other members to replace the last roll each time, when they should be the one to do this dirty job at home.
Tally is the tower user who notoriously uses the last toilet roll until there are barely any sheets left for her family members to wipe their backsides.
by MathPlus December 29, 2018
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by MathPlus December 25, 2018
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Some math profs have this weird drinking habit of not partaking in any types of whisky other than holey spirit.
by MathPlus December 24, 2018
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By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”
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To get even with his key staff who are deserting him and are serving their last few weeks or months at the White House, Donald wants to trumpgifting them, as an outward sign of his displeasure and frustration towards them.
by MathPlus December 24, 2018
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Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.
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Saying sorry is conveniently easy and seldom comes with a penalty, but planning their time to be punctual is pretty hard for an unhealthy number of folks—for them, “no sorry, be on time” sounds like Greek to them.
by MathPlus December 22, 2018
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