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A popular handle on Urban Dictionary, whose definitions are continually being targeted by a small army of digital terrorists or radical Islamists, who are hell-bent to delete any new definitions using fake excuses, or to maniacally or wickedly downvote other published entries that editors refuse to remove.
It’s ironic that Urban Dictionary hasn’t blacklisted or banned those digital terrorists, who have conspicuously downvoted the hundred-odd Christian definitions submitted by MathPlus thousands of times.
by MathPlus November 22, 2020
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A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”
by MathPlus December 25, 2018
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Who’s on Your Throne?

When your success in life depends on whether you are worshipping your problem or God—you need to put Him on the throne, while taking down your negatives, fears, bad breaks, or offenses off the throne—there is room only for one up there.
Don’t give your educational or financial lack, debt, or cancer the permission to be on your throne; instead, keep them off the throne, because the key to allowing or stopping God’s reign over your life is: “Who’s on your throne?”
by MathPlus September 24, 2018
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Math Shot

When publishers or bookstores decide to offer a big discount to vaccinated customers keen to hone their mathematical problem-solving or guesstimation skills, who show their vaccination card and the math book to the cashier—a promotion to get kids, parents, and teachers all jabbed to minimize infection or reinfection, not to say, hospitalization.
At a popular bookstore, the math shot promotion for a set of four Singapore math textbooks and workbooks is: “$39 with Shots; $144 sans Shots.”
by MathPlus May 30, 2021
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Secret Frustration

Something that you don’t understand or doesn’t make sense why it happens to you, but you also know that God could change the situation, because He can remove that obstacle, open that closed door, or remove that temptation or addiction.
Be it a situation in your health, your finances, or a relationship, when God doesn’t seem to be intervening to turn things around, know that His grace is sufficient for every one of your secret frustrations.
by MathPlus January 6, 2019
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PAP Fever

When you are struck by Singapore’s efficient political system, run by the People’s Action Party (PAP), which bans all public protests, worker strikes, and riots, while you pretend not to know about the lack of political freedom and the “fear factor” felt by locals.
When visiting Singapore to learn more about its first-rate and quasi-incorruptible civil service, few political leaders from developing countries are immune to the PAP fever.
by MathPlus December 26, 2017
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Lifelong Learning

A flowery term for “learning until you die,” when the government would rather spend tax payers’ money upgrading its citizens’ intellectual health than paying for their poor mental or physical health.
Lifelong learning is the buzzword these days, because training institutes and universities, which are all hungry to get a decent share in the continuing education market, can reap an obscene amount of money with their sexy marketing.
by MathPlus December 16, 2017
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