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Corona Verses

When a self-anointed mortal claims to have received words of wisdom from their Creator to speak to mankind on the fate of the coronavirus—for example, what practical and spiritual actions (or inactions) they should take in the face of the pandemic crisis.

No one should doubt or question the messenger’s corona verses if they don’t want to incur the wrath of their Creator, who could deprive them of a place in paradise for their unbelief or unfaithfulness.

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

Bat Math

Brain-unfriendly or fiendish math questions that leverage on the public’s mixed attitude vis-à-vis the oft-feared bat, which has so far received bad publicity or negative press in the aftermath of unproven claims that it was the vector for the coronavirus pandemic.

Two examples of bat math are:
a) Today is Friday the 13th. Trump’s spiritual guide recommends that he should drink the blood of a bat 666 days from today to live a "normal” life free from nightmares and demonic attacks. What day of the week would he perform that dreaded ritual?
b) Given that 🦠 + 🦇= 76 and 🦠 × 🦇 = 19, what is the value of 1/🦠 + 1/🦇?
Answers: a) Saturday b) 4.

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

Zoombie

Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.

Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

If Trump Got a Shot, So Should You!

The slogan by health experts to white racists, supremacists, and evangelicals, who irrationally and fearfully refuse to be jabbed as a result of being white-lied or misinformed by oft-pro-Trump and scientifically challenged pastors and diehard conspiracists about the risks of Covid-19 vaccines.

As doctors reminded hardcore Trumpists and QAnonists that even their “anointed” political savior had been vaccinated, their message to his faithful followers is “If Trump got a shot, so should you!”

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

Bat

A term used by oft-racist Asians to label a black person who is notorious to curry favor with the bosses, to backstab others, or to play office politics to get ahead of their peers.

Just as some racists angrily call contemptible or dishonest members of the black community snakes and ghosts, others call them bats and skunks.

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

–, –, +, –, –, +, –, …

The common pattern of Covid-19 test results of most air travelers: tested negative pre-departure and again negative on arrival at their destination, but later tested positive (with zero symptoms) while serving their quarantine at home or in a hotel.

A grade one math question is: “In the corona test series –, –, +, –, –, +, –, …, what are the signs of the next two terms?”

by MathPlus April 15, 2021